i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Everyone says I win the strip club
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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