STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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