where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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