You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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