in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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