I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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