There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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