No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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