the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he fucked my hip out of place.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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