I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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