And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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