i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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