Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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