I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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