He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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