She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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