There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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