Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Randomize
