so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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