What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
A+ Viking dick
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