You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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