How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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