I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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