$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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