i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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