She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
