i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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