Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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