Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I touched a dick in church today
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