Me too!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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