Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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