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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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