"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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