He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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