Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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