How'd it feel making her break her religion?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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