By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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