Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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