You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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