She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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