There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
the liver wants what the liver wants
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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