Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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