is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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