i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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