Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Randomize