Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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