Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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