I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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