Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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