did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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