Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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