God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I puked a lego.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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