i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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