Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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