How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Enjoy the penises
Ladies don't puke and tell
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
