I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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