he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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