and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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